What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

This isn't going to, hurt.

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?